How Can I Book FFA?
Booking us is easy! We offer several highly advanced, cutting-edge communication methods. Choose the one that best suits your current level of caffeine intake:
- The Social Slide: Attempt to gracefully (or frantically) slide into our DMs on Instagram or Facebook. We monitor them, usually while scrolling cat videos.
- The Ancient Scroll: Send us an Email. Yes, we still check that! It’s like sending a digital raven, but much faster and less likely to peck your eyes out.
(P.S. If you prefer carrier pigeon or smoke signals, feel free to try! It may be less effective, but we promise to keep a lookout for curiously flying birds or suspiciously shaped plumes of smoke.)
Hit us up—our fingers are poised over the keyboard! (Seriously, we’re lonely and the office dog isn’t a great conversationalist. Please contact us!)